Me, passing someone on the highway: bitch
Me, being passed on the highway: bitch
physically im here but mentally im always in a cave home off the coast of greece eating pomegranates and drinking fresh juice but it’s whatever
Carnists: So you’re a vegan?
Me: Hoe don’t do it.
Carnists: Where do you get your protein?????
Me: Oh my god.
why are people who control the rides at carnivals asking you where you get your protein from
i want them on the team
